超簡短的英語笑話段子
超簡短的英語笑話段子：What has a head, a tail, and no body?A coin!
超簡短的英語笑話段子(壹)
顧客：小心，妳的大拇指在我湯裏了!
服務員：別擔心，先生，不是很燙!
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
壹個服務員給顧客拿來了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
?妳瘋了嗎?顧客喊到，?妳的手在我的牛排上!?
?什麽?服務員說，?妳想讓它再掉地上?
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"
"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
服務員：茶或咖啡?先生。
第壹個顧客：我要茶
第二個顧客：我也是茶?杯子要幹凈的!
服務員：兩杯茶，哪個要幹凈的杯子?
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
服務員，這只蒼蠅在我湯裏幹什麽?
看起來象是在仰泳，先生?
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...
服務員，湯裏有只蒼蠅!
別擔心，先生，面包裏的蜘蛛會幹掉它。
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
服務員，我湯裏有只蒼蠅!
不是，先生，那是蟑螂，蒼蠅在妳牛排裏。
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.
服務員，湯裏有只蒼蠅!
別讓別人看見，先生，要不別人都要。
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.
服務員，湯裏有只蒼蠅!
我知道，先生，我們沒有另收錢。
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!
服務員，湯裏有只蒼蠅!
對不起，先生，我弄走那三個時忘了這個。
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
服務員，湯裏有只死蒼蠅!
是的，先生，是開水殺死了它們。
Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
服務員，湯裏有只死蒼蠅!
1美元妳想要什麽?活的.?
aiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
What do you expect for $1 - a live one?
服務員，湯裏有只蜜蜂!
是的，先生，今天蒼蠅放假。
Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.
服務員，來杯咖啡，不加奶油。
對不起，先生，奶油沒了，不加奶怎麽樣?
Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.
I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?
服務員，妳的領帶在我的湯裏了。
沒關系，先生，它不縮水。
Waiter, your tie is in my soup!
That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.
超簡短的英語笑話段子(二)Wife: "How would you describe me?"
妻子：妳會怎麽形容我呢?
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: "What does that mean?"
妻子：那是什麽意思?
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可愛的、令人愉悅的、優雅的、時髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
妻子：哇，謝謝，但是?IJK?是什麽意思呢?
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
丈夫：開個玩笑!
超簡短的英語笑話段子(三)Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
老師：誰能回到我下壹個問題，誰就可以回家了。
One boy throws his bag out the window.
壹個小男孩把書包扔到窗外。
Teacher: who just threw that?!
老師：誰剛剛把書包扔出去了?
Boy: Me! I?m going home now.
男孩：我!我現在要回家了。
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