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三人英語小品!急急急!

(in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s)

Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want nine.

Hi, Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up, )

Xiaofu: Tax! Pay the tax!

Dabao: (change faces)

Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here’s no taxi.

Xiaofu: Tax! T---A ---X!

Dabao: What’s the tax? I just know taxi! Do you want me to call a taxi for you?

Taxi----! Taxi----!

Xiaofu: Enough! Are you the vendor?

Dabao: No , No, No, no! I 'm just have a look. The vendor has gone to the toilet.

Xiaofu: Not the vendor ? Impossible! you 've been here for 2 hours.

Dabao: Really ? (Xiaofu: Yes, of course.)

How do you know it?

Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I 've been looking at you for two hours.

Dabao: It’s a big bug!

Xiaofu: Oh. Don’t waste my time! Please pay the tax---- 10 Yuan!

Dabao: 10 yuan?! My god. I had just earned 20 Yuan one day! 5 Yuan, ok?

Xiaofu: Don't cheat me, you've sold more than 2 hundred ones.

Dabao: 6yuan, my dear sisiter.

7Yuan, my lovely beauty.

Dabao: Not for you ,not for me, let's split the difference. 8 yuan ,ok ?

Xiaofu: (looking around) All right ,a deal. But no receipt.

(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)

Dabao: What a smart woman! Bad luck! I’m bankrupt. I have to change my place.

Hope I would not meet her any more! Let’s go!

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