Guess Who…猜是誰
You Miss me?...想我嗎 Jessica Simpson sing the chorus 傑西卡猩普森 給我唱When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
當妳大搖大擺走進門，我突然瞭了
You're the one they adore, who they came to see. (who they came to see)
妳是大家的神，搶著把妳壹眼
You're a... rockstar (baby)
妳是 搖滾巨星
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
誰能夠不愛妳
Player… Who can really play you (who can really play you) 玩很大 誰能玩得過妳
We're the ones who made you 我們造孽捧妳Back by popular demand 應觀眾要求 回來了
Now pop a little zantack for andacity if you can 妳得吞顆藥 避免反胃
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand 說好要開講 妳得準備
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand? 如何 有沒有壹種好討厭的感覺
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands 看看妳前後左右同學
Shady man… no don't massacre the fans 痞子大丈夫 不拿粉絲開刀
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man 去 話說那金卡黛珊是個人妖
She stumped just cause he asked to put his hands 人家摸她壹把她無言
On her massive glutious maximus again 舉世無雙肥臀妹
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend 捏壹下 擠二下 換妳繼續
Can he come back as nasty as he can 阿姆回來了 嘴壹樣賤嗎
Yes he can,can, don't ask me this again 壹樣賤賤 莫再問
He does not mean to lesbian offend 他無心傷害蕾絲邊
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men 麻煩珊賽蘿寒回到男人身邊
Samantha's a 2, Youre practically a 10 莎曼珊不配 妳是高校天後
I know you want me girl, 我知道妳是愛我的
In fact I see it when I come in girl 事實上我早有感應When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
當妳大搖大擺走進門，我突然瞭了
You're the one they adore, who they came to see. (who they came to see)
妳是大家的神，搶著把妳壹眼
You're a... rockstar (baby)
妳是 搖滾巨星
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
誰能夠不愛妳
Player… Who can really play you (who can really play you) 玩很大 誰能玩得過妳
We're the ones who made you 我們造孽捧妳The enforcer, looking for more women to torture 愛情殺手 找更多女人下手
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her 鎖定正妹 然後搞定離手
Sorry Portia, but whats Ellen Degeneres 抱歉波希啞 為什麽是亞掄呢?
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness? 我有的她沒有 她有的我也有
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman 我也可以溫柔 也會很體貼
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 zenedrin 給我氣喘藥 再2粒諾美婷
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then 然後晚餐就可以邀請莎拉裴零
Nail her,'Baby say hello to my little friend 把她啊 跟我小弟弟說聲嗨 Brit forget K Fed lets cut off the middle man 肥妮忘掉凱文 我們之間不需要別人
Forget him or your gona end up in hospital again 忘了他吧 不然又要醫院見
And this time it wont be for the riddle and binge 跟我壹起 不在迷惘跟買醉
Forget them other men, girl pay them little attention 忘了這些壞男人 小姐別老愛錯人
A little bit did I mention, that Jennifer's in love with me John Mayer 約翰每耳忘了通知妳 珍泥佛愛的是我
So sit on the bench 閃邊涼快去
Man I swear them other guys you give em an inch 這些男的 給他們壹點甜頭
They take a mile, they got style bigger than Slim 以為有搞頭 有搶不走我鋒頭When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
當妳大搖大擺走進門，我突然瞭了
You're the one they adore, who they came to see. (who they came to see)
妳是大家的神，搶著把妳壹眼
You're a... rockstar (baby)
妳是 搖滾巨星
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
誰能夠不愛妳
Player… Who can really play you (who can really play you) 玩很大 誰能玩得過妳
We're the ones who made you 我們造孽捧妳And that's why… my love 了解嗎 我的愛
You'll never live without , 少了我 妳很空虛
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out 我知道妳哈我 我發現妳在瞄我
And baby, you know, you know you want me too 寶貝 妳瞭 妳真的很愛我
Don't try to deny it baby, I'm the only one for you 無需否認 認了吧我是妳唯壹Damn girl Im beginning to sprout an Alphalpha 拜托小姐 我才開始鬥嘴鼓
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out 為什麽我嘴巴得放幹凈
You think that's bad you should hear the rest of my album 這樣就受不了 聽完專輯恐怕要昏倒
Never has there been so finesse and nostalgia 從來沒這樣客氣跟念舊情
Man Cash,I don't mean to mess up your gal but 凱許先生 我也不想玩妳妻
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth but 潔西卡艾叭 我口水流滿地
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers 哇賽 性感的讓人挫屎
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis 他們好奇 我老是裝貓王
Lord help us hes back in his pink Alf shirt 老天有眼 貓王只愛粉紅T
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit 而且衣服早已縮水
Jessica rest assure, Supermans here to rescue ya 潔西卡別擔心 超人我要來救妳
Can you blame me? 我錯了嗎
You're my Amy, im your Blake 妳是愛黴懷絲 我是藥頭老公
Matter fact make me a birthday cake 不管怎樣先送我生日蛋糕
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break 裏面藏把小刀 讓我逃出監獄
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate 寶貝我是妳心靈伴侶
(Now break it down girl)When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
當妳大搖大擺走進門，我突然瞭了
You're the one they adore, who they came to see. (who they came to see)
妳是大家的神，搶著把妳壹眼
You're a... rockstar (baby)
妳是 搖滾巨星
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
誰能夠不愛妳
Player… Who can really play you (who can really play you) 玩很大 誰能玩得過妳
We're the ones who made you 我們造孽捧妳
So baby, baby 寶貝 寶貝
Get down, down, down 搖下去Baby, get down, down down 寶貝 搖下去
Baby, get down, down down 寶貝 搖下去
Baby, get down, get down 寶貝 搖下去 搖下去Baby, get down, down down 寶貝 搖下去
Baby, get down, down down 寶貝 搖下去
Baby, get down, get down 寶貝 搖下去 搖下去Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good, 喔 愛黴 勒戒不成跟著上癮
I can wait, Im going back!! HAHA Whooo! 我等妳 勒戒所見 哈哈