這個怪物史來客裏的gw選妻的過程。
侍衛1：-That's enough. He's ready to talk.
gw：{Coughing}
{Laughing}
{Clears throat}
姜餅人：-You are a monster.
gw：-I'm not the monster here. You are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now, tell me! Where are the others?
姜餅人：-Eat me!{Grunts}
gw：-I've tried to be fair to you creatures. Now my patience has reached its end! Tell me or I'll - -
姜餅人：-No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons.
gw：-All right then. Who's hiding them?
姜餅人：-Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man?
gw：-The muffin man?
姜餅人：-The muffin man.
gw：-Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane?
姜餅人：-Well, she's married to the muffin man.
gw：-The muffin man?
姜餅人：-The muffin man!
gw：-She's married to the muffin man.
{Door opens}
侍衛2：-My lord! We found it.
gw：-Then what are you waiting for? Bring it in.
{Man grunting}
{Gasping}壹起
gw：-Oh!Magic mirror！
姜餅人：-Don't tell him anything! {Ginerbread man whispers}No!(被扔出去了)
gw：-Evening. Mirror, mirror on the wall. Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?
魔鏡：-Well, technically you're not a king.
gw：-Uh, Thelonius（侍衛1給壹個大錘子）.
gw：-You were saying?
魔鏡：-What I mean is, you're not a king yet. But you can become one. All you have to do is marry a princess.
gw：-Go on.
{Chuckles}
魔鏡：-So, just sit back and relax, my lord, because it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes. And here they are! Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot tubbing anytime. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Please welcome Cinderella.
魔鏡：-Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the land of
fancy. Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy. Just
kiss her dead, frozen lips and find out what a live wire she is. Come
on. Give it up for Snow White!
魔鏡：-And last, but certainly not last, bachelorette number three is a fiery redhead from a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava! But don't let that cool you off. She's a loaded pistol who likes pina colads and getting caught in the rain. Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona!
魔鏡：-So will it be bachelorette number one, bachelorette number two or bachelorette number three?
姜餅人：-Two! Two!
侍衛2&侍衛1:-Three! Three!
姜餅人：-Two! Two!
侍衛2&侍衛1:--Three!
gw：-Three? One?
{Shudders} Three?
侍衛2&侍衛1:----Three! Pick number three, my lord!
gw： -Okay, okay, uh, number three!
魔鏡：-Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona.
If you like pina coladas
And getting caught in the rain
-Princess Fiona.
If you're not into yoga
gw： -She's perfect. All I have to do is just find someone who can go - -
魔鏡：-But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night.
gw： -I'll do it.
魔鏡：-Yes, but after sunset - -
gw： -Silence! I will make this Princess Fiona my queen, and DuLoc will finally have the perfect king!Captain, assemble your finest men. We're going to have a tournament.
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