程序, 整人
on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""快說“我是豬”，不說我是豬就壹分鐘關妳機，不信，試試···"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "我是豬")
a = inputbox ("說我是豬,就不關機，快撒，說 ""我是豬"" ","說不說","不說",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早說就行了嘛"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，真過癮"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "乖孩子真聽話啊"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "下次叔叔買糖給妳吃"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "要吃什麽糖啊"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "什麽，大白兔？"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "不行，不行，大白兔吃了長石頭啊"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "要不叔叔給妳講個故事"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "從前有個山"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "山裏有個廟"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "廟裏有個老和尚"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "老和尚在給小和尚講故事"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "講什麽故事呢"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "故事是這樣的"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "從前有個山"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "山裏有個廟"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "廟裏有個老和尚"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "什麽，不聽了"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "別哭別哭，叔叔給妳買糖！"
復制代碼壹個整人的小代碼，“說我是豬就不關機”
把上面的代碼復制到記事本裏，把後綴名改成.VBE
把它放到開始啟動裏
別人就算調出任務管理器也關不掉
註銷也不行